Ah, my home, the State of Maryland. One of the original 13 colonies, known for religious tolerance and stuck in the middle of the Civil War....and now, home to a very common-sense ruling about exposing your ass in public. It's been described as a victory for plumbers everywhere ( Read more... )

Apparently Stalin ordered the creation of half man, half ape warriors way back in 1926.

Ivan Drago unavailable for comment.

More proof: Australian + soccer fan = bad combo:
So this guy cut off his own genitals to celebrate his team's victory.

What I wanna know is what he planned to do if his team *lost*.

Yikes.

EDIT: Yes, I re-read the article.
"It wasn't a bet but I said I'd cut my balls off if we won."

More than meets the Jedi?

(No, I didn't make up that horrible line either.)

John Cleese has a lemur species named after him!

In this week's installment of What the Fark??!, we are given advice on what to do when demons talk to you. But beware, because they say a lot of things like "kill your children" or "sell your soul to satan"...however, a "biblical expert" gives advice on how to string them along and use them for all their worth ( Read more... )